Wednesday, March 19, 2008

I have not...

I have not posted in FOREVER!!!

and I'm not really ashamed because things of great importance have come up.  Particularly because THIS stinking movie is taking all my time.  I'm also not complaining, I love our class and this movie, BUT COME ON!!!


I mean really, I need to contact like 20 people every day and if one of them randomly doesn't get my message and doesn't show up, we are very much screwed beyond reason.  We are very much screwed beyond reason, but that is besides the point.  Having only started filming this week we are doomed, but doom isn't that bad when everyone is going straight to hell with you.

Meh.  The moment of truth is friday.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

More movie goodness

So, I had an amazing topic in mind at 7 this morning, but...well...time passed and my mind moved on and I lost it.  I'm sorry that my priorities are not in the right place.  My faithful few readers...meh...I kid no body reads this thing, but I am getting off the point, topic, thing, I lost this amazing subject that I was so willing to talk about earlier and I am reduced to this.

Rubbish I say, who needs inspirations when there is such thing as Apple and movie trailers.  Another Pixar film comes out this June and I can't wait.  I love movies, they are full of story telling and entertainment.  I love it.  But there is a problem with movies in Fresno.

Movies in Fresno are stinking expensive and I, the jobless poor man who desperately needs work, but doesn't really have time at the moment, do not have the money to pay for a 10-11$ movie, especially when I can rent one for 5 bucks or buy it on iTunes for 3.  It really is a scam, and I hate getting scammed and ripped off.

So in reality my options for seeing all of these movies that I want to see are waiting till they get released on DvD, get a job or steal the money from hobos.  Unfortunately stealing is not likely to happen and really I kinda like hobos, I mean hobo-mode has served me well thus far.

Thus I must get a job.  Sad stuff, growing up, but it must be done.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Stupid people

In my other blog I talked about how to deal with ignorance.  Really it's all about stupid people.

I don't like being stupid.  Now, the reality is that I really am not stupid, but that does not mean that I can't seems stupid or come across as an idiot when I am misinformed.  I am a very factual person so when the facts and logic fail me I resort to, well, I have nothing left to resort to so I lie and BS things until I find the truth, which may or may not happen.

So, stupid people.  What's wrong with being stupid?  Being around stupid people seems to lower my intelligence.  It also seems to waste my time.  But the one thing that stupid people do effectively well is provide me with a little more funny in my life.  Stupid people, although completely ignorant and oblivious,  have a tendency to, well, be stupid.  This stupidization of the mind forces them to rely on their natural reflexes and unadorned ability and although this can be extremely painful, it can also be very rewarding.  Both for the idiot behind the action and for the normal people that happen to be near the "funny."

Fortunately the reality is that stupid people will eventually kill themselves off, either literally or figuratively.  I say good riddance.  You will be missed, but we have comedians for a reason.

Saturday, March 8, 2008


You remember those awesome books?  Where's Waldo?  Well, I found something better.


So it's 10:30 right now, and tomorrow is daylight savings.  It really should be called daylight losings.  Who invented this crap thing?  Oh well.  That's my lame excuse for not having a post today, hopefully tomorrow I'll have something real.

Friday, March 7, 2008


May is going to rock so hard!!!

Holy cow I am psyched.  Now, I was gonna talk about milk, but I saw this little goodie a little bit ago.  AWESOME!!!  I mean...KABOOM!!!'s so beautiful.

AND...then there is this!  I can not wait for May.

Movies are amazing, I love them so much.  They are a crazy mix of story telling, acting, entertainment and hilarity.  This is one of the reasons I want so bad to get into this industry.

Ok...milk...I was gonna talk about milk.

Milk is amazing.  I'm not talking goats milk, or...other milk...but the tried and true COW milk.  Why is milk amazing?  For one main reason.  It has byproducts.  Now unfortunately the first thing I think of when I hear byproducts is meat.  Hotdogs, sausage and chicken nuggets.  But these nasty creations of man are not what I refer to.  I mean...give me the MEAT!!!  But were talking about milk and meat and milk...they don't go together.  What is the milk byproduct of the gods?

Ice cream. That lovely gooey, flavorful, cold and delectable treat.  For this reason and this reason only is milk amazing, because ice cream is made from milk.  Not only does ice cream totally sweep the desert floor, I mean, ice cream goes with everything, but it is all-american!  Wait no...I lie...oh well.  Too bad really, but I guess us americans just can't improve the awesomeness anymore than we already have, go figure.

Thursday, March 6, 2008


This is not a "normal" post.  Please bear with the author.

It's the beginning of the end for some and the end of the beginning for others.  I think this is how I will categorize the majority of the people I'm going to talk about or type about in this first introductory  post.

The question is who to start with, because in describing others I will be able to more accurately describe myself.

By decree we shall start with Steve.  Steve is a very interesting person, I wouldn't say that we're on the best of terms, I can be a little overbearing, but on the other hand I am pretty sure I can count on this gimp.  Speaking of gimp, Steve broke his leg/tore something in his knee playing soccer so send condolences me and I'll pass em on I guess.  Steve is cool, even tempered unless his filming ability is insulted and all around a great guy, most of the time, but Steve and I are not best friends so we continue.  Steve also goes by the name "Backpack Steve" which may or may not be explained later.

Again by decree, I think that the last person on the list will be the person decreeing these even though they don't know what they are doing, Shannon.  Shannon's my littlest sis' who, well to put it frankly, annoys me a lot.  I am pretty sure this is not her fault and I love her dearly, but man, we can go at each other pretty good and she's almost 8 years my younger, crazy.  She's spunky, spontaneous, she wants her way and she's not afraid of anything.

I'm getting the feeling that this is going to take a while.  Oh well.

Hopz. or Hoppers being plural.  The crazy bunch of  people I'm pretty sure I could call my second family.  No idea why.  The five of them; Carson, Nad or Daniel, Josh, with their parental units Jeff and Laura, live pretty much in the middle of nowhere.  Too bad really.  Surprisingly the decreer is not the last on this list, but the main man himself, Carson.  Since this is an introduction to all the people I know, I've decided to stop writing so much about each person.

The Hoppers bring us to our next person, dear little Eleanor.  Why?  Well cause Carson and Ellie just happen to by dating at the moment.  Who would have guessed my best friend and my very good friend would be going out, wonder how that went down.  Ellie is short, committed and a little little.  She recently became a WoW addict thanks to yours truly.

Kara, Kara, Kara.  Some people are attuned for Kara, but this is not what I'm referring too.  Kara is kind, very trusting, one of the "best" people I know.  She wins at life.  Everyone loves her.

Bingman.  Kind of a weird name now that I look at it.  No idea where it came from, his ancestor must have dropped a rock on a man's head and that head, being quite hollow, went *bing*.  Bingman is eccentric and crazy but underneath his fun loving character I am sure he actually cares about something.  First name Jonathan.

Kristen is my littler sis', but not the littlest.  She hates conflict, is an amazing baby sitter so if you need someone...well...I can hook you up.  She thrives on people, but almost refuses to step out of her comfort zone.  I think that as we go we'll find that everyone is a walking ironic conundrum.

I wasn't going do bring this up quite yet, but what the heck it's the internet.  Lindsey is the amazing girl who is going to Night of the Stars with me.  Don't ask me how that happened, I'm pretty sure I got the better end of that deal, but more on all of that later.

Coleton and Sean just go together.  They are very sarcastic sometimes, very funny, but when you need them the most they will be there for you.

Mary and Jenn, my two amazing editor's that I could not live without.  I'm pretty sure I have accidently insulted them too many times to count and I am deeply sorry.

Andrew Biehler, saxophone and music extraordinaire.  Also amazing friend, but no longer a bachelor, traitor.

We can't forget Claire, she's just claire and the feather and you'll see what I mean.

My amazing parents will not yet be named because they deserve a post all to themselves.  Also note that this is not a complete list, it is just who was mentioned to me during my writing and who I thought of.  More people will be talked about, but these are the people that came to mind at the time.

Oh, and my depends how you look at it.  I've been called Kyanr, Ryan, Ry Ry, Ky, Bones, the list goes on, so...pick one.